AAAAAAhhhhhhhhrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

Compared to me, this guy is positively giddy with joy.

Friends, I have two words for you:  The Horror.

I’ve been trying and TRYing to upload my brand new video, but it just isn’t happening.  Plus, I’m going out of town tomorrow and won’t even be able to try again until Tuesday.

As a Very Small consolation prize, I will tell you that we enjoyed a lovely, spring-like meal this evening of linguine, olive oil poached salmon and blanched asparagus in a light cream sauce.  It was most enjoyable.  But that’s the only fun thing that happened today.  Let me share a small scene of The Day:

Me:  Oh, yay, I shall now upload my fun pretzel dough video that I have been promising my Loyal and Much-Loved Readers/Viewers.

Evil Old Computer:  Not so fast, Missy.  I’m tired, and I feel like shutting down.

Me:  Please, EOC, don’t do that.  I shall weep and Gnash my Teeth if you do.

EOC:  I care not, soft-squishy human.  I hate you and your stupid little video.  I shall now make the Noise of Doom and show thee a Red X on the screen.  And maybe, just maybe, I’ll give you the option of letting the Overlords at Microsoft know what has happened.  And that’s a pretty big maybe…

Me:  Die, computer, die!I cannot begin to express to you the strength of my anticipation of the arrival of the Brand New Computer.  This will happen in a couple of weeks.  Please, pray that I remain sane until then.

I’ll be back on Tuesday, and I hope to Wow you with an Amazing Post.  But the way things are going, there probably won’t be a video.  Happy weekend, everyone.  Sigh…