A preacher goes to a nursing home to meet an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there he notices this bowl of peanuts beside her bed and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one after another. By the time they are through talking, the bowl is empty. He says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts." "That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there. Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put them back."
April Fools joke was a bust!531
I am sorry to say that the April Fool's joke post that I did was a bust. Only two very in-tuned individuals got it or bothered to check out the link that I posted. Theresa R and AK Mom. Thanks for getting it.
Joke of the day531
At an event yesterday, the subject The Daily Chili came up. Someone actually asked me, "What cafe is that? Is the food very spicy?" Picture credit: eppsnet.com
Food Joke Friday - Pandas Not Served531
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After eating, the waiter brings him the bill. The panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, dead. As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts at him, "Hey! Where are[...]
Food Joke Friday - Gummi Bear Diet531
According to a recent article, nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right: colors. Fill your plates with bright colors. Greens, reds, yellows. I decided to eat a plate of gummi bears . Who knew eating right could[...]
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