My Noodly Appendage

I've always been known to keep a well stocked fridge and pantry. Among other basic necessities, you'll rarely find me lacking any of the following foods: assorted cheeses, frozen vegetables, multiple bags of pasta and jars of Classico tomato sauce. [A note on the latter: though I'm a stickler for homemade, those chefs over at Classico really know what they're doing. Though I wasn't paid to say