Tangy Ranch Salad Dressing

 

After my recent LENGTHY post on Lillian Hellman and pot roast I believe my readers and I deserve something short and simple today.

 

I?m nibbling on any greenery I can get my hands on at this time of year–usually augmented with apples, nuts, and dried fruit. So I thought I?d share with you my most recent salad dressing.

 

A few days ago I had a hankering to make the ranch dressing my neighborhood matriarch, Mary Parker (a.k.a. Gam), used to make. Hers was the first ranch dressing I ever tasted, about 30 years ago. I loved its smoothness, its tang (from buttermilk), and its gorgeous flecks of herbs.

 

Unfortunately, the file that contained Gam?s recipe has mysteriously disappeared from the Tinky laptop. The laptop is not, alas, the most reliable of electronic devices.

 

Instead I used some of what I remembered from Gam, took a look at a few other recipes in cookbooks, and came up with my own version of the dressing.

 

It isn?t exactly Gam?s formula, but it certainly perks up a salad. You?ll find it a little thinner than commercial ranch dressings (which probably contain mysterious thickening agents). It still adheres nicely to a lettuce leaf or a carrot stick. And its complex, fresh flavor beats that of any bottled dressing I’ve ever tried.

 

 

 

Ingredients:

 

fresh herbs to taste (I used 1 handful parsley, 1 handful dill, and a few basil leaves)

1 tablespoon finely chopped red onion

1 small garlic clove, finely chopped

1 tablespoon lemon juice

1 cup mayonnaise (low fat is fine if you?re dieting)

1/2 cup sour cream (I should think Greek yogurt would also work very nicely, although I haven?t tried it)

1/2 cup buttermilk

1/2 teaspoon salt

several turns of the pepper grinder

several drops of Worcestershire sauce

1 pinch sugar

1 pinch paprika

 

Instructions:

 

Chop the herbs as finely as you can. I do this by crowding them into a small, narrow glass (like a juice glass) and sticking my scissors into the glass. You may need to chop your herbs in batches.

 

Combine the herbs with the other ingredients in a blender and process until the mixture is smooth. Place the dressing in a covered jar and refrigerate it for at least 2 hours before using it.

 

Makes a little more than 2 cups of dressing. Use within a few days.