Joke :

Food Joke Friday - Chocolate Ice Cream

53 1
A man approaches an ice cream truck and says, "I'd like three scoops of chocolate ice cream, please." The woman behind the counter replies, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate." "In that[...]

Veggies for lunch, this is a joke right?

53 1
M y eating habits have really changed dramatically over the past few months and today was really a good example for me.  I went to the gym and did my 30 minutes on the elliptical and felt like I might pass out, like maybe my blood sugar[...]

Food Joke Friday - Dangerous Food

53 1
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded[...]

Fast Food

53 1
The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. It just parks there and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

An Oxymoron

53 1
This is an ad found on a food site that sells ready to cook and fully cooked ducks Antibiotic Free, Third-Party Certified Humane Treatment Whole Duck (5-5.5 lb) Animal Well-Being[...]

Facebook-ing

53 1
Priest : Do you agree to change your FACEBOOK status from single to married? Guy : Yes Girl : Yes Priest : I now pronounce you husband & wife. You may now POKE the bride. Young, teen, old all are busy now. Call anyone out to hang out[...]

Food-Related Funny

53 1
From GraphJam.com (part of the Cheezburger network):

Cupcakes For Dinner? April Fools!!

53 1
Would you like a yummy Cupcake with Pink Frosting for dinner? April Fools! This is one way to get your kids to eat the meatloaf and mashed potatoes or to get your husband to eat a cupcake. It's also better than short sheeting their bed , like[...]

Bus Ride Humour for the Gluten-Free Set

53 1
I know, I know... the de- scription of this blog states that I will include jokes... well, here is one... it's a little..hmm... crude, but it is something most of us with "sensitivities" can relate to I'm sure... You are on the bus when you[...]

The DIVORCE MARTINI for National Divorce Day

53 1
Download the Full Sized, 5x3 Recipe Card in Print Quality Here That's right, Ladies & Gentlemen, April 16th is NATIONAL DIVORCE DAY! Celebrate or Commiserate with THE DIVORCE MARTINI Martini Excuse #22[...]