Fact or Fiction Friday.

Fact: Being a child of God is the most rewarding action you could ever take.

Fiction:  God expects you to be the perfect example.

Fact:  The creator of the Green Monster was an absolute genius.  Breakfast will never be the same thanks to Angela & her beautiful creations.

Fiction:  You can’t mix kale, pumpkin, Vanilla Chai Amazing Grass, and Unsweet Almond Breeze with sugar-free coconut Artista syrup & expect it to taste good.

Fact: I probably should’ve kept blending a bit further to reduce the kale chunkage.

Fiction:  That’s what stopped me from licking every single inch around the rim of the blender cup.

Fact:  I love Janetha G. because she comes up with things like fat-free cottage cheese mixed with 1 tsp. of ranch seasoning & garbanzo beans for atop a cucumber kale salad.  WEIRD that she had the same(ish) thing for lunch yesterday after not making it forEVER.

Fiction: I should probably go eat more sodium now.

Fact:  A bottle of Garlic Gold is kept in my desk drawer at all times for emergencies

Fiction:  I always stay completely on task at work and never surf blogs.

Fact:  I’m probably going to look as though I’ve got Jondis due to the copious amounts of squash, pumpkin, and carrots in my diet. 

Fiction:  I can cure the discoloration with some Cinnamon Raisin Swirl PB, a la HEAB, right? 

(She told me just to smear a little nut butter on the squash butt, and I’m SO glad she did )

Fact:  Before this kick-butt session of basketball open gym, I downed a red pear that went unpictured.

Fiction:  I was thrilled about the fact that we got kicked out a little early because the volleyball players needed the gym.  6:30PM start time supposedly means 6PM set up.

Fact:  This view on my drive home distracted me from my hunger (along with a HUGE bottle of water that I chugged)

Fiction:  My parents would proudly support this picture taken while driving Peter’s Mountain…

Fact:  Golden Corn Vitatops are just as delicious straight from the freezer as they are warmed up.

Fiction: I knew exactly what I wanted to make for dinner.

Fact:  I decided I was in the mood for some quick and easy protein in the form of egg beaters with sugar-free coconut Artista syrup & cinnamon.  Ya know, like the lazy girl’s, coconut version of Danica’s Mock French Toast.

Fiction: Patience is a strength of mine, making it easy for me to occupy my time while these were cooking up in the microwave.

Fact:  I came to the conclusion that this stuff is delicious with ANYTHING.  The possibilities are endless & I plan on utilizing every last one before the bottle empties

Fiction: There’s no way I could consume an entire butternut squash in one day.

Fact:  I did…in two different sittings, but I did, none-the-less.  “Baked” in the microwave doused in cinnamon & coconut sugar-free syrup, indeed.

Fiction: It was disgusting.

Fact:  In a total turn of events taste, I roasted some broccoli & cauliflower for another dinner side with salt, pepper, and minced garlic.

Fiction:  You probably would want to kiss me after I ate this.

Fact:  I had my second green monster of the day for dessert.  That’s right, proud repeat offender right here.

Fiction: I would never eat two chocolate VITATOPS with cool whip free smooshed between them for dessert #2 and not take a photo for the blog

HAPPY FRIDAY LOVERS!

Tonight consists of a gym session after work, followed by a shower, dinner, & our homecoming football game!  Go Wildcats!  I won’t lie, I’m getting nervous…something about going back to the old “high school scene” makes me nervous…am I ridiculous or what?! 

XOX.