Cornbread VAR

For every time I get asked what it is I do for a living, I get a follow up inquiry for clarification.  I'm not the average tech troll that stays locked in a dungeon; my boss lets me out to breathe and communicate with humans.  Simply put, I work for a Microsoft VAR (Value Added Reseller).  I take an existing Microsoft application, and make it better.  The concept is nothing original, as people do the same process every day.

My gifted co-worker always tells me about how he made food better than his girlfriend--and even better than his mom--the weekend prior.  His never-failing secret is that he takes his mom's recipe, and adds cheese.  Her mashed potatoes are great, but with gruyere melted on top it's a dish of Top Chef [winning] caliber.  Not only is he a software VAR, but a thrifty one in the kitchen too.