Just a Little Humor.....................

Quality Analysis and Quality Certificate
A Quality Analysis Engineer Married to an Average Girl after 24 months of tough life with her finally the enginner got angry and sent a note to his father in law stating that :
'YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS'
The smart father in law replies
'WARRANTY EXPIRED'
'MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE' .


Raju Shrivastav-Gabber Ke Bache



Russell Peters-Beating yur kids



Ultimate Joke - Before and After Marriage!
Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes! She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from below to top





I.Q Test
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Mother's Name is :
Sixty Two.

Son's Name is :
Fifty Two.

Daughter's Name is :
Forty Two.


What is the name of the Father ?
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Two. (Because Father's name is attached with all family members )




An IT Professinal Gave birth to Twins

Guess what he named them ?

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Twinkle Twinkle Little star different Indian styles





The Coat Hanger:

A woman who was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever.she left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.she got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car .
She didnt know what to do ,so she called home and told the babysitter what had happened . The babysitter told her that
the fever was getting worse.She said ,"you might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door"The woman looked aorund and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground,possibly by some one else who at sometime had locked their keys in their car .she looked at the hanger and said " I dont know how to use this .she bowed her head and asked God to send her help .with in 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up,with a dirty,greasy,bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rap on his head.The woman thought ,"This is what you sent to help me ?" But,She was desperate ,so she was also very thankful.The man got off his cycle and asked if he could help.She said " yes my daughter is very sick . I stopped here to get her some medicationand i locked my keys in my car.I must get home to her .please can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"He Said "Sure."

He walked over to the car , and in less than a minute the car was opened.she hugged the man and through her tears she said ,"Thank you so much !You are a Very nice man ." The man replied ,"Lady ,Iam not a nice man.i just got out of prison today.I was in prison for cartheft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud ,"Oh thank you God! you even sent me a Professional!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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