Got a Pure Big Mouth, man!

Drunk texting - is there anything worse you can do? Any worse combination of alcohol and communication to make you feel regret the following morning?
Well actually, yes.
You can find yourself halfway down a bottle of white wine and decide this is the perfect time to fire-off an email to Pure's marketing department detailing the ways in which you think their new foray into Dairyfree - their vegan cream cheese-style spread - tastes like ass. Including textural ones. There may have even been a diagram - I'm hazy on the exact details.
Yep. That's an action that will make you sit straight-up in your bed the following morning with the cold hand of dread clutched around your heart. Not as dreadful as seeing a reply in your inbox over your coffee the following morning, though...