Kitchen accessories

So, I have a confession.

I love kitchen accessories. I do. Shoot me.

Luckily, I’m not one of those hoarder types. I can stop myself from buying useless crap for my kitchen.

Okay, so not always. I did buy a tiny ladle once. Couldn’t even tell you why. It was cute I guess. And I was in Charleston. And you’re supposed to buy things when you’re on vacation.

So anyway, I like cool little kitchen accessories. I love plates, and glasses, and dish towels, and aprons, and mugs. God do I love coffee mugs. If I had the room, I’d buy up every pretty little one my grubby fingers touched. I’d even have my mom make a few for me (she’s really into that All Fired Up! pottery painting stuff).

It should come as no surprise that when I came across this website last night, I knew, the moment I saw it, that I had to have it.

Are you kidding me?

I’d use this mug until it (or I) died. Because this mug is not only humorous, it’s honest.

Brutally honest.

But it doesn’t stop there…because the website told me if I liked that mug, then I would also like these plates.

And you know what?

I do.

I really, really do.

And if you’re wondering what that last plate has written all over it…

Enjoy:

“It’s hard to be around you when you eat like this. Please stop eating, we’re worried about you. For the love of God stop eating. Do you really need that second helping?”

You can go ahead and mark those off your Christmas shopping list.

You’re welcome.