Rubber Ninja vs Footy Commentary

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Ok, confession time. (deep breath)

I don't like AFL

*gasp*

Yes. I know. That's so un-australian...

And while I'm at it, here's the other 'Australian' things I don't like:
Vegemite, meat pies, sausage rolls, cricket, the beach


Orright? Got a problem? Sue me :p






But, I finally managed to watch a WHOLE football game!

(Why yes, I DO want a medal thank you very much!)

While buff, sweaty, testosterone-riddled men racing around in tight guernseys and short shorts is fun to watch, the commentary is pretty entertaining too.

Especially when you interpret everything as a double entendre ;)

In case you missed these gems in tonight's Essendon vs Adelaide Crows stoush

Rubber Ninja presents...

Footy Commentary Double Entendres
and for extra giggles, add "that's what he/she said" to the end of each quote:

"they've gone inside 12 times"


"trying to get in underneath him"


"haven't called his name very often tonight"


"flirting with danger back there"


"have given as good as they've taken"


"just plug that hole"


"that WILL be one for the action replay"


"took it on his chest"


"allowed him to have a fumble"


"fires a hard one out of defense"


"the big guy was not required"


"he's a big man Hooker" (player, Adelaide)


"a limp man on the wing"


"talking about spread- We just saw a magnificent example of that there"


and WTF?...

"that was a Lady GaGa pass; kept everybody guessing"


"he has bad shoulders, but great hands"


"he's very tall for his height"


"It's like those social events you attend. Not everyone's on the same page. It's like, suddenly you're talking to a Molecular Chemist. He might hurt you"


"this is pretty footy"



mwah ha ha ha...

Gold :D