I?m a Pirate, Take Me To Stranger Tides!

Ahoy me mateys. It be time to climb onboard another beasty and excitin' voyage with the most famous Capt'n of all waters, Capt'n Jack Sparrow. All in favour say 'Aye!!!!!!!'

Come one, come all yer sea dogs, grab yer belongin' 'n set sail fer the seven seas. Expect to return with glory 'n gold, 'n also fill yer mindless 'n borin' souls with stormy adventures!

Not e'nuff ter get yer packin'?

'ere's more considerations.

#1 Yer will return speakin' fluent pirate. Yer will get ter drop the Gs from ter INGs, roll yer tongue alot, mutter 'n mumble unintelligently, growl 'n yell as much as yer wish!

#2 Yer will be get ter blast the nasty giant creatures to smitharreens. Blow a hole in between their eyes, if it only has two! Learn ter love the smell o' burnin' gunpowder when yer get ter aim 'n fire away!!!

#3 Finally, fer all yer girlies like me, can yer resist bein' stuck on a ship fer months at a time with Cap'n Jack Sparrow?

Yo ho ho......

Alright me heartys, don't miss the sail on 19 May 2011. See yer on board!